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Winter Camp's resident Doctor is now on-line to answer all your most burning questions.

Below is a sample of his work:


Dear Dr. Beast,
Tom has just declared that he's going to be adviser for Winter Camp XXII.
Could this be the end of Winter Camp as we've known it?
Do you think we'll have mandatory piercings?
Signed,
Alpha Goon

Dear Doubting Thomas:
I truly doubt that it will be the end of Winter Camp as we have known it. I am certain it will not be the
end of Winter Camp. (note the distinction) If Winter Camp survived under my advisorship, it can last through
anything.
As for the piercings, the only thing I plan to pierce is an excellent Doug Wilson made pie crust with my fork. If you want to pierce something, I recommend you do it on your own time. So, my guess is that the best chance for a piercing is if we play that stupid Capture the Objective game and someone tumbles into the barbed wire.


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